The Life And Times Of Bikini Black Special

So hi, yeah, we're Bikini Black Special. No, the other one. I'd even go as far as to say the good one. We deal in facts so here are some:

• We're from Preston, which happens to be in the northwest of England.
• There are five of us - Kim who sings, Paddy who plays guitar, mucks around with a computer, and "sings", Bobby who plays the drums, Jonti who plays a giant stack of keyboards, and Kev who makes pretty moving pictures, except when we play acoustic gigs when he interprets the songs in real time on a flip chart.
• We combine rock, electro and drum n bass into a sound that people with no clue compare to Portishead.
• We have made an album. It is called "The Grim Mathematics Of Intercourse" and you can both hear and buy it (if you wanna) at the other end of this clicky-link.
• We rarely dance, but we like it when you do.
• One of us used to be an altar boy.
• One of us wishes he was an altar boy.
• One is in unholy communion with a hoover.
• One has a sandy vagina, and is endowed like a spartan.

Anyways, that's a bit of an intro, we'd love to hear from you, you can chum us up on facebook if you fancy it, then you'll know where we've got gigs, and when, and you can come and see us and shout cusswords right to our grubby unwashed little faces.